The Knight vs. the Revolving Door — A Chivalric Standoff

A 10-second epic-film parody, 16:9: Sir Percival lays formal siege to an office revolving door. The hook: a fortress gate that keeps spinning him back to where he started.
0-3s: A corporate plaza, glass tower entrance, bright midday sun. Sir Percival faces the revolving door like a fortress gate — armor gleaming, shield on arm. He pushes; it resists his armor's width. He steps back, declares, "The portal defies me," and draws his sword. Security guards exchange looks.
3-6s: The siege, in stages: Percival attempts to breach the door, gets caught in its rotation, and is spun around twice — emerging dizzy on the same side he started, sword drooping. He tries a shoulder charge; the door absorbs it and deposits him back on the plaza. The guards are now openly watching, one filming.
6-10s: A child tugs Percival's gauntlet and points to the side handicapped door — flat, open, obvious. Percival kneels, declares the child a tactical genius, and dubs him on both shoulders with a plastic sword from the gift shop. The child beams. The guards applaud. Freeze on the dubbing. End.
Craft: Sir Percival — full armor, shield, sword, total seriousness; the revolving door as the antagonist; the child as the hero; security guards as the chorus; the plastic gift-shop sword as the punchline. Camera: epic siege framing, a spinning-door POV, a close-up of the dubbing ceremony. Lighting: bright midday sun, glass reflections, armor glinting. Atmosphere: pompous and sweet — chivalry versus architecture. Style: epic-film parody, 24fps, 10 seconds, 16:9.