Sir Lancelot's Job Interview — Sword Skills Not Transferable

A 10-second dry fish-out-of-water comedy, 9:16 vertical, shot mockumentary-style: Sir Lancelot interviews for a barista position. The hook: jousting, siegecraft, and dragon-slaying, listed under relevant experience.
0-3s: A trendy coffee shop back office, morning light through a small window. Sir Lancelot sits across from a manager half his age, armor polished to a mirror shine, his resume on a single vellum page. The manager asks about customer service. Deadpan, Lancelot describes defending a bridge against forty men for the honor of travelers. The manager blinks, writes something down.
3-6s: The practical test. Asked to make a latte, Lancelot draws his sword — and goes to steam the milk with the blade's flat, sparks of arcane light crackling. The manager gently, firmly, redirects him to the steam wand. Chastened, Lancelot froths the milk with surprising delicacy, gauntlets surprisingly deft. Sword-steam in slow motion, milk swirling.
6-10s: He pours — and nails the latte art, a perfect shield in the foam. The manager stares, then hires him on the spot, shaking his gauntlet. His first shift ends with Lancelot squaring off against the espresso machine, sword raised: single combat. The machine hisses. Freeze on the standoff. End.
Craft: Sir Lancelot — full polished plate armor, vellum resume, sword, surprising gentleness; the young manager with a clipboard; the espresso machine as the final boss; period-meets-modern props. Camera: deadpan interview framing, a latte-art macro, sword-steam slow motion, a freeze-frame on the standoff. Lighting: warm café morning light, flourishes of arcane spark-light. Atmosphere: dry fish-out-of-water — chivalry meets customer service. Style: mockumentary comedy, natural sound, 24fps, 10 seconds, 9:16 vertical.