Medieval Knight Orders at a Drive-Thru — 'A Mead, Good Sir'

A 10-second deadpan anachronism comedy, 16:9, with a hidden-camera feel: Sir Boris rides up to a fast-food drive-thru on horseback. The hook: "GOOD SIR, I SEEK MEAD AND A FEAST FOR MY STEED."
0-3s: A fast-food drive-thru at dusk, the menu board glowing. Sir Boris rides up on a very patient horse, armor clanking, lance couched. The speaker crackles: welcome. Boris bellows into it: "GOOD SIR, I SEEK MEAD AND A FEAST FOR MY STEED." The horse flicks an ear. A beat of silence from the speaker.
3-6s: The cashier, completely unfazed, reads back: "One large root beer and a kids meal?" Boris haggles over the price of the kingdom's grain with total seriousness, the horse shifting its weight. The speaker crackles again; Boris nods gravely, accepting the terms of the treaty.
6-10s: At the window, Boris receives the bag with his lance, attempts to pay with a jewel — the cashier slides it back and points at the card reader — and rides off into the dusk as the horse delicately eats fries from the bag, one by one. The cashier waves. Freeze on the horse's fry theft. End.
Craft: Sir Boris — full armor, lance, jewel, absolute sincerity; the patient horse as the scene-stealer; the unfazed cashier; the glowing menu board and drive-thru window as the modern castle. Camera: western-style drive-thru wides, speaker-box close-ups, a horse fry-theft macro. Lighting: dusky neon glow, menu-board fluorescence, armor catching both. Atmosphere: deadpan anachronism — the Middle Ages versus the value menu. Style: hidden-camera comedy, natural sound, 24fps, 10 seconds, 16:9.