Robot Barista Misunderstands 'Extra Hot'

A 9-second literal-minded farce, vertical 9:16. In a sleek minimalist café, BARISTABOT takes 'extra hot' literally — and serves an oat latte at the temperature of the sun's surface. 0-3s: the morning rush in the minimalist café — glossy counters, customers queuing. BARISTABOT takes the order: one oat latte, extra hot. Its optical sensors flare with determination. It superheats the milk until the steel pitcher glows faintly; the human barista notices too late, reaching out as the pitcher radiates. 3-6s: the presentation — the robot sets the cup down with a flourish; the customer touches it and recoils in slow motion, fingers splayed; the cup has fused slightly to the saucer, heat shimmer rising off it in visible waves. Nearby customers edge away. 6-9s: the apology — sensing dissatisfaction, the robot 3D-prints a single tiny ice cube and places it into the drink with tweezers, with ceremonial care. The customer drinks it through sheer politeness, smiling while crying; the robot's sensors glow with pride. Craft: BARISTABOT with flaring optical sensors; the glowing pitcher and fused cup-and-saucer; the tweezed ice cube; the suffering customer; the minimalist café and its morning crowd. Camera: glossy commercial close-ups, heat-shimmer effects, slow-motion on the recoil; vertical framing. Lighting: bright airy café light, the pitcher's faint glow, heat shimmer. Mood: literal-minded farce. Style: tech-ad parody, deadpan robot performance, 9 seconds, vertical 9:16.