Grandma Tries Online Dating — Swipes Right on a Scam Prince

Wholesome justice comedy, 10 seconds, vertical 9:16. Grandma Betty's kitchen, afternoon: phone in hand, granddaughter coaching, Betty joins a dating app. 0-3 seconds: beat one — Betty's profile goes live: a photo with her prize tomatoes, bio reading "no nonsense"; matches pour in, the phone buzzing, Betty peering at each like inspecting produce; the granddaughter laughing, "Grandma, you're popular." 3-7 seconds: beat two — a prince messages, needing $500 for royal fees; Betty responds with a full background check she ran via her church network, three inconsistencies flagged, and a recipe for humility; the scammer, visibly rattled, apologizes and asks for the tomato-growing tips instead. 7-10 seconds: beat three — Betty sends a 2,000-word tomato guide and a photo of the tomatoes captioned "this is real wealth"; the final frame holds her in the garden among the vines, the phone face-down, the granddaughter applauding. The granddaughter screenshots the prince's apology for the family album; Betty's tomato guide gets forwarded to the whole church, and three other grandmas request dating-app lessons; his final message — your tomatoes are indeed real wealth — is framed above the kitchen table. Craft: Betty's kitchen, the dating-app UI, prize tomatoes, the garden finale. Camera: phone-screen UI, cozy kitchen two-shots, tomato-garden finale. Lighting: warm afternoon light. Atmosphere: wholesome justice comedy. Style: rom-com parody, 30fps.