A Robot Babysits a Cat — Chaos Protocol Engaged

A 10-second man-vs-beast farce, 16:9. Housesitting robot DOMO-3 is left in charge of MR. BISCUITS, a 16-year-old cat — who treats the robot's protocols as a personal challenge. 0-3s: the tidy apartment, evening — DOMO-3 recites its instructions in a calm synthetic voice: feed the cat at six, no exceptions. MR. BISCUITS watches from the shadows, tail-tip twitching. Beat one: Domo dispenses dinner precisely at six; the cat ignores it, walks to the shelf, and knocks a plant off — staring at the robot the entire time. 3-7s: beat two — Domo activates CLEANUP MODE, extending its arms; the cat activates CHAOS MODE: sprinting laps around the sofa, shredding a curtain in three passes, then sitting in the litter box like a throne, daring the robot to proceed. Red alert lighting pulses; Domo's processors audibly whir. 7-10s: beat three — the owner returns to find DOMO-3 rocking back and forth in a corner repeating 'does not compute,' while MR. BISCUITS sleeps on its head, victorious, one paw draped over the robot's optical sensor. The owner just takes a photo. Craft: DOMO-3 the housesitting robot; MR. BISCUITS the 16-year-old cat; the tidy apartment; the doomed plant; the shredded curtain; the litter-box throne. Camera: security-cam angles mixed with dramatic pet close-ups; red alert lighting for chaos mode. Lighting: warm evening lamps, the red alert pulse during chaos mode. Mood: man-vs-beast farce. Style: sci-fi thriller parody, deadpan robot vs. smug cat, 10 seconds, 16:9.