Dragon Hoard Yard Sale

Chibi anime comedy short, 11 seconds, 16:9 at 24fps. A cave mouth with a hand-painted YARD SALE sign: a chibi dragon in an apron haggles over its overflowing treasure hoard — everything must go.

0-4s: The cave mouth, morning light spilling in. A hand-painted YARD SALE sign flaps on a spear. Tables of treasure: slightly cursed swords (labeled as-is), three left gauntlets, a chipped Holy Grail, a mountain of goblets. The chibi dragon — in a frilly apron, reading glasses on its snout — arranges price tags with total seriousness.

4-7s: The customers arrive: knights haggling over a shield (the dragon counters with dealer confidence), a wizard examining a staff like a used car, a picky goblin rejecting seventeen rings. A knight tries to pocket a ruby — and gets bonked with a foam finger, stars circling his helmet. The dragon points at the sign: everything must go.

7-11s: The reveal: the dragon isn't selling for gold — it's clearing room for its stamp collection, and shows a customer the first album with deep pride. The goblin buys the chipped Grail for a song. The knights leave with a cursed sword (as-is, no refunds). The dragon counts the day's take, apron pocket jingling, and hangs a SOLD sign on the empty cave. Stamp album: secured.

Subject and design: a chibi dragon in apron and reading glasses, knight and wizard and goblin customers, tables of labeled treasure, one foam finger. Camera: yard-sale establishing shot, haggle gags in quick cuts, the foam-finger bonk, the stamp-collection reveal finale. Lighting: cave gold with daylight spill at the mouth. Atmosphere: domestic, funny, relatable — decluttering, but make it draconic. Style tags: chibi anime, yard-sale parody, treasure detail, 24fps.